Excuses, Excuses

Here are some of the excuses my 4 year old son gave me for not wanting to eat his meatloaf:

1.) It's too hot
2.) It's too cold
3.) I dropped it
4.) It's too big
5.) It's smooshed up
6.) There's something wrong with me, I have BRAINFREEZE!
7.) I'm trying to get the pieces together.
8.) I can't get it on my fork
9.) Can I just swallow it without chewing?
10.) You hurt my feelings! (He couldn't even say this with a straight face.)
11.) My eyes are wet!
12.) My eyes hurt...NO EYE DROPS!